no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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