woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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