Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
How does one acquire holy water?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Randomize
