after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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