I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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