Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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