this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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