The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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