This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Randomize
