Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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