Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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