i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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