$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
