I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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