The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My penis needs a shock collar
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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