just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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