windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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