literally had 100 drinks last night.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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