He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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