I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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