i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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