I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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