hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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