i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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