Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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