I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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