I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
i believe in u and ur pee
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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