The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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