I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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