Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize