she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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