Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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