I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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