"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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