Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Too much gin, very little bucket
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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