I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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