I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
