babies were throwing up all over the place
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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