Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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