apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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