I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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