i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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