WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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its like you know when i get waxed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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