you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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