i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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