Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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