she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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