Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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