it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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