Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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