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i don't like sucking hair
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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