He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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