see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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