Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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